Head of PPR Collapses On Tour Of Moscow Zoo

Pavrick Glaidzest, The former CEO of Penis Parade Records collapsed in front of shocked onlookers after having witnessed a Bi-mule parade that accidentally resulted in the vibraslap escape of three Pythagoran Centaurs. Lord Glaidzest was said to have shouted "My stars, the centaurs!" before resigning into an incoherent babble as his aides carried him off. Though the local Frogman brigade were deployed 2 centaurs still remain on the loose as of this evening. No Bi-mules were harmed in the fracas. Co-founder Jaezsnos Mifflulz was reached but could not respond beyond the passing comments "Yea, a tiny vibraslap."